At the top of the image, "Not every birthday needs to end in cake-related casualties... but here we are."

- In the center of the image, a realistic, moody photograph-style scene inside a dimly lit, abandoned industrial room.

- Deadpool stands in the background with crossed arms and a deadpan expression, party blower drooping from his mouth, gazing solemnly at the chaos in front of him.

- Front and center, a massive, drooling Xenomorph towers over a table wearing a ridiculous pink party hat cocked to one side. Drool drips menacingly onto the cake below.

- The birthday cake is tall, slightly messy, and heavily iced in vivid blue. A large chunk is clawed out as though violently attacked.

- Colorful balloons—some popped—litter the floor and cling desperately to the scene in contrast to the serious, heavy tone.

- A torn birthday banner above the cake reads in distressed, scrawled letters: “STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE YOU BITCH!”.

- Muted light pours through dusty broken windows, creating harsh shadows and spotlighting the uneaten remains of the cake.

- No one looks happy. Especially not the cake.

Generated with these themes: Deadpool , Big, scary Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying Stay away from the cake you BITCH!.

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