Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph drooling over cake, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!" Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/25/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/25/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph drooling over cake, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!" Birthday Card
Description
**Realistic Image Prompt:**
A solemn, dimly lit room with a moody, cinematic atmosphere. Center stage is a small, lonely birthday party setup — a single folding table under a sagging string of mismatched paper decorations. A birthday cake with smooth blue icing sits untouched in the center of the table, a single flickering candle atop it casting an eerie glow.
Hovering ominously just behind the table is a towering, realistic Xenomorph, glistening black with sharp ridges, menacing tail curled, and translucent slime dripping from its inner jaw as it leans threateningly over the cake. Facing the Xenomorph, with an expressionless stare through the eyeholes of his scarred mask, stands Deadpool in his full red-and-black suit — his katanas sheathed, arms crossed solemnly.
Above them, hanging from the ceiling, a crude handmade banner stitched together from torn comic book pages reads in bold, jagged lettering: **"Stay away from the cake, you BITCH!"** The mood is serious and heavy despite the absurdity, capturing a surreal moment of stillness — a strange, silent birthday standoff between chaos and comic heroism. Realistic photographic detail, high contrast lighting, soft focus background.
Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph drooling over cake, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!".
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