At the top of the realistic photograph image, "Stevano, you've officially survived another year—license to chill granted!"

**Image Prompt:**

A hyper-realistic photograph of an elderly, rugged-looking man dressed like a suave secret agent—complete with tuxedo, bowtie, and sunglasses—lounging in a kiddie pool in his backyard. He's holding a hairdryer like a gun with total confidence, and has a martini (with an oversized paper umbrella) in the other hand. Behind him, garden gnomes are lined up like a security team, wearing toy headsets and wielding squirt guns. A birthday cake shaped like a grenade sits on a patio table nearby, with one candle comically struggling to stay lit under the blazing sun. The entire scene radiates action-hero-on-a-budget energy.

Generated with these themes: gun.

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