At the top of the image, "Deadpool told them not to invite the Xenomorph this year..."

- Create a realistic photograph-style image with a solemn tone.

- Deadpool stands in the dim corner of a sparsely lit, industrial-looking room—grimy metal walls, low overhead lighting, a steel table in the center.

- On the table is a birthday cake with pale blue icing, somewhat childishly decorated but drooping sadly under the weight of reality.

- Looming ominously over the cake, a towering Xenomorph, glossy-black and grotesquely beautiful, its inner jaws twitching and long stringy drool threatening to splatter the frosting.

- Deadpool’s mask is expressionless, but his body language suggests weary acceptance and mild exasperation as he stands off to the side holding a plastic party hat limply.

- A large hand-painted banner droops sadly above the table in all caps: “STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE, YOU BITCH!”

- Confetti litters the floor around Deadpool’s boots like the remains of an unsuccessful party, and one balloon, deflated, sticks lifelessly to the table edge.

- The overall color palette should be cold—steely blues, washed-out grays—creating a mood that’s both bleak and absurdly comedic.

Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph drooling over cake, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!".

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