At the top of the image, "Alonzo, you're aging faster than Sonic on chili dogs—but at least he's still losing more rings!"

– Create a hyper-realistic photograph-style scene of Sonic the Hedgehog caught mid-spin-dash inside a suburban kitchen.

– In the background, an overflowing birthday cake sits on a table, but it's been dramatically flattened, as if Sonic crashed into it seconds earlier.

– Chili dogs fly through the air in slow motion like debris from an action movie.

– In the foreground, a realistic, wide-eyed man (representing Alonzo) holds a party blower to his lips, frozen mid-celebration with mustard on his cheek and a gold ring stuck to his forehead.

– Party balloons are scattered chaotically around the room with one deflated balloon that says “LEVEL UP!” scribbled in Sharpie.

Generated with these themes: Sonic The Hedgehog .

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