**Realistic Photograph Prompt:**

A dimly lit room with harsh, directional lighting casting long, moody shadows across the space. At the center, a meticulously detailed, photo-realistic birthday cake with vibrant blue icing sits untouched on a metallic table. Above the cake hangs a slightly torn banner that reads in bold, distressed lettering: "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!" in a crude, graffiti-like font.

On the left side of the frame, Deadpool stands solemnly, arms crossed, gazing at the cake with a rare moment of silent reflection. His suit is scuffed, slightly torn, suggesting he's just survived a serious battle. There's a melancholic air in his posture—part protective, part mournful.

From the shadows behind the table, a towering, grotesquely realistic Xenomorph leans forward menacingly, strings of thick drool stretching from its inner jaws, inches away from the cake. The glisten of saliva and the detailed textures of its exoskeleton reflect the stark light dramatically.

The whole scene has a gritty, cinematic realism to it—like a tense movie still—conveying both the absurdity and the gravity of the moment. Dust particles hang in the air, illuminated by a beam of light cutting through a crack in a boarded window, emphasizing the solemnity and surrealism of this bizarre birthday standoff.

Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph drooling over cake, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!".

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