At the top of the image, "Martin, you’re bowling through birthdays like a sober spin wizard with a teetotal twist!"

- Imagine an abstract, dreamlike landscape where a giant cricket ball floats serenely above a desert of lemon sherbet dust.

- Instead of wickets, towering twisted candlesticks made of glowing orange peels stand rooted in pools of sparkling tonic water.

- Ghostly figures in cricket whites are caught mid-celebration—raising not pints, but swirling goblets filled with soda fizz and floating lime slices.

- Oversized stumps melt Dali-style into rainbow puddles while a jubilant moon umpire in sunglasses throws confetti made of teabags and non-alcoholic jelly shots.

- A disembodied mustache in mid-air applauds from a golden lawn chair perched atop a slice of cucumber sandwich.

Surreal, absurd, and entirely alcohol-free—just the way Martin rolls!

Generated with these themes: Alcohol-free, and Cricket.

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