In this vibrant, cartoonish birthday card scene, imagine a wacky crazy golf course with an unexpected twist. Nestled within the iconic black and white striped stands of a miniaturized Newcastle United stadium, the green golf course is whimsically warped. Each hole is a little homage to the team's stadium, St James' Park, complete with goal posts and tiny, chanting Toon Army fans as obstacles. A pint-sized golfer stands ready at the first hole, sporting a Newcastle United jersey, an oversized cap tipped jauntily to the side, and a quizzical expression as he eyes the course.

Nearby, an anthropomorphic pint glass of IPA, with bubbly froth for hair, leans casually on a golf club, acting as a caddy and offering cheeky commentary in cartoonish speech bubbles. The golf ball is a grinning squash ball, bouncing energetically in mid-air, leaving a comedic trail of motion lines behind it, suggesting a recent ricochet off an invisible wall. It's cheekily donned in a miniature black and white scarf, waving it enthusiastically as it soars.

In the background, a playful sun with sunglasses winks at the scene from above, casting shadows that create a sense of depth and movement. There's a tiny banner strung across the sky, tethered to two seagulls, reading "Happy Birthday!" in bold, festive lettering. Nearby, a jovial squirrel in a referee's uniform holds a tiny whistle, poised to blow should anyone take the game too seriously.

Every corner of the scene is filled with detail, from the intricately patterned golf flags resembling Newcastle's club crest, to the subtly interwoven vines creeping across the course's edges, shaped like hops, tying back to the IPA theme. The entire image bursts with playful energy and humor, inviting the viewer to step into a birthday celebration where sports, drinks, and childhood games collide in the most delightful way.

Generated with these themes: Crazy golf, Newcastle united, ipa, squash, funny.

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