At the top of the image, "You can invite chaos... just don’t touch the cake."

– In the center of the realistic photograph, show Deadpool standing solemnly beside a birthday table under dim lighting, his head slightly bowed. He’s wearing a lopsided metallic party hat and holding a deflated red balloon like a funeral bouquet.

– Opposite him stands a towering, ominous Xenomorph, also in a glittery birthday hat (slightly melted from its acidic drool dripping down its chin). The alien is hunched ominously over the table, glaring at the birthday cake with unsettling hunger.

– The birthday cake is richly detailed: layered with deep blue icing, the number "13" stuck crookedly in candles on top. One slice is suspiciously missing.

– Suspended across the wall behind them, a silver tinsel birthday banner reads: “STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE YOU BITCH!” in bold glittery lettering, sagging slightly in the middle.

– Sparse blue and black helium balloons hover eerily in the background, one deflating into Deadpool’s shoulder, creating an oddly mournful air.

– Subtle details, like a pool of drool under the Xenomorph and Deadpool's plastic fork snapped in half in his gloved hand, give the scene a surreal tension, mixing solemnity and dark humor in perfect harmony.

Generated with these themes: Deadpool , Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying Stay away from the cake you BITCH!.

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