At the top of the image, "Boat Anchor, you're officially too old to blame the weight on the anchor!"

– In the center of the image, illustrate a cheerful, cartoon-style pirate ship barely afloat under the weight of one hilariously oversized anchor labeled “Boat Anchor’s Age.”

– A motley pirate crew of birthday-hat-wearing parrots, cats, and a befuddled crab attempts to toss confetti and blow candles out on a cake that's sliding off deck.

– Balloons tangled in the ship’s rigging and a pirate flag that’s replaced with a "Happy Birthday!" banner complete the silly nautical chaos.

– At the bottom of the image, add: “Hope your birthday is heavier on the laughs than the years, ya old sea dog!”

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