At the top of the image, "Kristine, you're older, wiser, and still totally Empire-Reckless!"

– In the center of the image, depict a realistic, retro-style record store scene bursting with '90s vibes — shelves stacked high with vinyl, posters of moody alternative bands plastered on the walls, and a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SALE" sign hanging lopsidedly.

– In the foreground, Kristine (styled like a quirky, too-cool-for-school record store clerk) lounges dramatically across the counter wearing combat boots, funky patterned tights, and a party hat. She's flipping a vinyl titled "Greatest Hits of Kristine's Youth (Aged to Perfection)" while chewing gum and giving the camera a cheeky eyebrow raise.

– Behind her, a birthday cake in the shape of a turntable is spinning on a literal record player, candles blazing like a pyrotechnic rock finale.

Generated with these themes: Empire Records.

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