✨
Make it perfect with edits
Popular edits:
- 🗑️ Remove all text
- 📝 Change text
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Feb 6, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Not happy with this card?
You can create your own in a few moments with the help of AI.
✨ Create a card with AIEarliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Feb 6, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Rude AI Birthday Sparks
Description
To my wife, the spice queen—smart, loving, the greatest mother, and our beloved soup-snake in life’s kitchen who always says “down the line.” This bold, cheeky birthday card is warm, inviting, and perfectly rude—just like you.