At the top of the image, "Brad, you’re officially vintage… but still not collectible!"

- In the center of the image, illustrate a grumpy cartoon man, clearly “Brad,” wearing a party hat, emerging from an old dusty toy box labeled "RARE FINDS."

- He’s holding a cupcake with a sputtering candle and eyeing it suspiciously, surrounded by other silly vintage items like a floppy disk, a lava lamp, and a pair of questionable 90s platform shoes.

- A party banner overhead says "Happy Birthday!" in funky retro colors, and confetti is awkwardly falling on everything, even the lava lamp.

- At the bottom of the image, add: "Another year older... and still no bids on eBay!"

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