At the top of the image, "Russell, it’s your birthday—time to unleash your inner goal-scoring Golden Retriever, fuelled by Tassie wine and bad puns!"

- In the center of the image, draw a cartoon scene featuring Russell as a very enthusiastic Golden Retriever wearing a half Carlton FC, half Manchester City jersey, clumsily dribbling a football on a grassy field shaped like Tasmania.

- Around him are three cartoon friends: one balancing a comically large glass of red wine on their head, another cheering with pom-poms made from grapevines, and the third struggling to herd wayward footballs using a corkscrew as a staff.

- In the background, kangaroos wearing tiny football boots are hopping as goalkeepers, and a banner reads “Tassie Birthday Cup Final!”

- A speech bubble from Russell says: “I’m here to win wine, not matches!”

Generated with these themes: Carlton Football Club, Manchester City Football Club, Golden Retriever, Tasmania, Red wine, and Friends.

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