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Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Aged to Perfection, With Attitude
Description
Perfect for a friend who loves cheeky, bold humor, this birthday card leans into wild straitjacket and getaway-van vibes with a rude, unapologetic wink—guaranteed to spark laughter and make their birthday unforgettable.
