At the top of the realistic photograph image, "Mike, you’ve officially levelled up from GTA to G.O.A.T.—Greatest Of All Time… at dodging radioactive birthday candles!"

— The image is a realistic-style, funny composite photograph: A grizzled man in a scorched welder’s suit, goggles lifted onto his forehead, dramatically poses mid-weld in front of a beat-up muscle car (styled like something from GTA), parked in a desolate, post-apocalyptic landscape reminiscent of Fallout. A cracked "Happy Birthday" sign dangles overhead, held up by two rusted rebar rods, with birthday balloons made from Nuka-Cola bottle caps floating in the toxic sky. Nearby, a half-mutated dog in shades peeks out from behind a barrel leaking glowing green goo.

— Optional details for added hilarity:

- The birthday cake is sitting on an engine block and is sparking like a lit fuse.

- One hand holds a welding torch, the other a hilariously small party horn.

- In the background, a billboard reads: “Vice City Fallout: Now with More Candles Than You Can Handle.”

Generated with these themes: Welding, Fallout, and GTA.

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