The lorax with dildos Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/23/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/23/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
The lorax with dildos Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Hailey, the Dild-ax speaks for the trees… and they're buzzing with birthday cheer!"
- Depict a cartoon-style scene set in a whimsical, Seussian forest full of colourful, curly trees. Instead of the classic tufts, the trees humorously sprout rubbery, brightly-coloured adult toy-like objects, styled playfully and non-explicitly to keep the image lighthearted and absurd.
- In the middle of the scene stands a spoof version of The Lorax — he’s fuzzy, orange, and comically serious, but holding a glittery "Happy Birthday!" banner above his head. He has oversized glasses and a majestic moustache made of fluffy pink candy floss.
- Several woodland creatures in party hats are playfully swinging from tree branches made of bendy dildos, giggling and throwing confetti. One hedgehog is clutching a party horn with a confused expression.
- Balloons float above shaped like "18+" symbols, but with goofy smiling faces and googly eyes to maintain a cheeky cartoon charm.
- Add at the bottom of the image: “Celebrate responsibly… but shake what Mother Nature gave you!”
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