Warhammer exitor rho Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/19/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/19/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Warhammer exitor rho Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Another year older... still not worthy of the Emperor's throne!"
- In the center of the image, depict a hyper-realistic Warhammer 40k-style Exitor Rho (grim, heavily armored, with gothic-mechanical detail) awkwardly holding a balloon that says "Happy Birthday, Human" in comic sans.
- He is standing amidst a chaotic battlefield filled with candles instead of explosions, confetti cannons replacing artillery fire, and a battle standard repurposed to hold streamers and fairy lights.
- A squad of mini servo-skulls flies around, one awkwardly trying to stick a birthday hat on Exitor Rho’s imposing helmet.
- His stern face (visible through a cracked visor) looks unimpressed, yet slightly resigned.
At the bottom of the image, "The Imperium forgot cake again... Purge the ungrateful!"
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