At the top of the image, "Stevano, you've officially reached the age where Nerf guns are replaced by ‘dad jokes’… locked and loaded!"

- Create a realistic photograph of a suburban backyard BBQ scene where a man resembling Stevano (mid-30s, slight smirk, party hat) is crouched behind a picnic table in full "tactical birthday mode"—wearing a Hawaiian shirt, socks with sandals, and comically wielding an oversized toy Nerf gun modified with absurd birthday add-ons (streamers, candles on the barrel, etc).

- Guests duck behind folding chairs and bushes while laughing, holding up plates of cake as shields.

- A banner in the background reads: “Mission: Survive Stevano’s Birthday!”

- Include absurdly oversized cake crumbs and confetti flying through the air like slow-mo action debris, and a little dog in aviator goggles peeking from behind a grill for extra cheeky detail.

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