At the top of the image, "Neil, your birthday's in full swing – but judging by your scorecard, so's your potty training!"

– Depict a realistic photo-style scene inspired by the quirky miniature sets of Michael Bentine's "Potty Time," but using actual miniatures or model golf figures and real photographic elements.

– The scene shows a group of eccentric toy-sized golfers in vintage outfits standing on a wonky mini putting green (resembling a toddler's playmat), complete with a golf flag jammed into a toilet roll core.

– One figure (representing Neil) is lining up a putt using a novelty oversized golf club shaped like a plunger, concentrating hard, while another "potty person" golfer cheers from inside a toy toilet bowl bunker.

– Surroundings include astroturf grass, tea-cups as sand traps, and exaggerated shadows to keep it photorealistic yet whimsical.

– Optional addition: a birthday cake with golf tees sticking out, sitting unnoticed on the side of the "course".

Generated with these themes: Michael bentine potty time, and Golf.

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