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50th birthday, black cat, funny, rude, marijuana, cat nip, alcohol Birthday Card

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Earliest delivery (ordering now):

Fri, Feb 6, 2026

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  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

50th birthday, black cat, funny, rude, marijuana, cat nip, alcohol Birthday Card

Description

At the top of the image, "Dana, you're 50 shades of feline filth—high on catnip, tipsy on prosecco, and stoned on sass!"

- Create a realistic photograph of a smug, plump black cat reclining in an overflowing velvet armchair, surrounded by tipped-over wine glasses, a half-eaten birthday cake, scattered catnip leaves, and a small marijuana leaf party hat perched crookedly on its head.

- The cat's eyes should look hilariously glazed with bliss, with one paw resting on a tiny bottle labeled "Purrsecco" and the other paw stretched toward a birthday balloon shaped like a joint.

- A miniature disco ball hangs overhead casting soft sparkles across the room, with festive confetti scattered like litter across the scene.

- A birthday banner reading "50 Years of Purr Trouble" droops slightly in the background, giving the setting a delightfully chaotic but cute atmosphere.

Generated with these themes: 50th birthday, black cat, funny, rude, marijuana, cat nip, alcohol .

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