At the top of the image, "Dana, you're 50 shades of feline filth—high on catnip, tipsy on prosecco, and stoned on sass!"

- Create a realistic photograph of a smug, plump black cat reclining in an overflowing velvet armchair, surrounded by tipped-over wine glasses, a half-eaten birthday cake, scattered catnip leaves, and a small marijuana leaf party hat perched crookedly on its head.

- The cat's eyes should look hilariously glazed with bliss, with one paw resting on a tiny bottle labeled "Purrsecco" and the other paw stretched toward a birthday balloon shaped like a joint.

- A miniature disco ball hangs overhead casting soft sparkles across the room, with festive confetti scattered like litter across the scene.

- A birthday banner reading "50 Years of Purr Trouble" droops slightly in the background, giving the setting a delightfully chaotic but cute atmosphere.

Generated with these themes: 50th birthday, black cat, funny, rude, marijuana, cat nip, alcohol .

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