At the top of the image, "Zak, you’ve officially passed the event horizon of youth—there’s no turning back now!"

- Create a quirky cartoon illustration of Zak (or a humorous generic birthday character) in a bright orange spacesuit, wildly being sucked toward a massive swirling black hole labeled "Aging."

- Surround the black hole with scattered floating items like balloons, birthday cake slices, confetti, dentures, a walker, and a Newton’s cradle, all stretched comically by gravitational distortion.

- Nearby, a grumpy alien holds up a sign that reads “Time dilation doesn’t excuse being late to your own party, Zak!”

- Include humorous wormholes looping around the scene, each popping out strange party-themed anomalies—like a birthday candle on a neutron star or a cosmic cupcake made of dark matter.

- The overall style is playful, cartoonish, and delightfully nerdy, bursting with silly cosmic physics references and exaggerated birthday cheer.

Generated with these themes: Event horizon, and Astro physics.

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