Jogging suit, Skinny, Autistic, and Whiskey Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/25/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/25/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Jogging suit, Skinny, Autistic, and Whiskey Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Misael, who needs social cues when you're jogging in style and sipping whiskey like a track star savant?"
- In the realistic photograph: Depict a quirky scene of Misael standing in the middle of a suburban sidewalk, confidently posing in a vintage 80s-style brightly colored jogging suit — the kind with shiny fabric and neon stripes — striking an over-the-top running pose.
- He's extremely skinny and sporting an exaggeratedly serious expression while holding a crystal glass of neat whiskey in one hand like it's part of his workout routine.
- In the background, two baffled joggers are double-taking at him as he jogs in slow-motion with deliberate awkwardness.
- Scattered motivational signs on the route read: “Pace Yourself — Especially with Bourbon!” and “Fuel: 10% Electrolytes, 90% Single Malt.”
- A headphone cord is loosely trailing behind him, clearly not plugged into anything, but he’s still vibing like it’s the best playlist of his life.
- The image has crisp daylight realism, suburban morning haze, and an overall comedic documentary-photojournalist vibe capturing “athletic absurdity.”
Generated with these themes: Jogging suit, Skinny, Autistic, and Whiskey.
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