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Running, Finance, E-scooter, Beers, and Low taper Birthday Card

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  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Running, Finance, E-scooter, Beers, and Low taper Birthday Card

Description

At the top of the image, "Sam, you’re sprinting toward fiscal fitness... unless there's beers, then it's an e-scooter bailout!"

- Illustrate a chaotic, cartoon-style street scene with Sam in running gear mid-stride, sweat flying, clutching a calculator in one hand and a pint of beer in the other.

- Behind Sam, an anthropomorphic piggy bank wearing running shoes struggles to keep up.

- An e-scooter zooms past them both, driven by a stack of invoices wearing shades, holding another beer with one paper arm.

- Off to the side, a banner reads “Low Taper Marathon – Sponsored by Your Retirement Plan.”

- The entire scene should be fun, colorful, slightly ridiculous, and brimming with visual financial and beer-related puns (e.g. a "direct debit" pigeon flying overhead, money sprouting from cracks in the sidewalk, and coins chasing after the beer like medals).

Generated with these themes: Running, Finance, E-scooter, Beers, and Low taper.

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