White haired man with a beard Fishing river archaeology Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/23/2025
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Estimated Delivery:
12/23/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
White haired man with a beard Fishing river archaeology Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Uncle Iain, you've finally caught the Big One—an ancient trilobite with a party hat!"
- The image features a surreal, whimsical river scene under a glowing full moon. Uncle Iain, a white-haired man with a majestic beard, is calmly fishing from a throne-like camping chair balanced on a massive stone hand jutting from the riverbank.
- His fishing line doesn't go into water—it dives deep into translucent layers of time, like glassy sedimentary strata visible beneath the river’s surface.
- Swimming through these layered epochs are bizarre archaeological relics: clay amphorae, stone tools, fossilised cake slices, and balloon-animal-shaped ammonites.
- At the hook of his line wriggles a jubilant trilobite wearing a polka-dot birthday hat, clutching a balloon shaped like the number of his age (mysteriously smudged and changing).
- On the riverbank beside him lies an opened birthday present: a golden trowel, glinting as if bestowed by ancient archaeologists past.
- Surreal colors glow throughout—purple river fog, stars shaped like fossils, and party streamers drifting downstream.
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