At the top of the image, "Bryan, even the Dark Angels took a break from brooding to celebrate your wicked birthday!"

- In the center of the image, illustrate a moody yet comically over-the-top gothic party scene.

- Picture brooding, winged dark angels in leather and dramatic eyeliner, dramatically raising skull goblets filled with glittery birthday punch.

- One angel is lighting candles on a black velvet cake shaped like a coffin, while another is trying (and failing) to look edgy while wearing a glittery party hat.

- Bats flutter above with tiny streamers, and a disco ball made of shattered mirrors casts eerie sparkles across the clouds.

- A banner in the background reads “Another Year Closer to Eternal Darkness… or Just Retirement?” in flaming gothic script.

Generated with these themes: Dark angels.

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