At the top of the image, "You've Aged Like a Fossil… But You Still Kick Like a Cat on the Soccer Field!"

- In the center of the image, illustrate a whimsical, cartoon-style soccer match set in a prehistoric stadium made of rock candy and ancient fossils.

- A dapper, fossilized cat (complete with a stone monocle and whiskers) is mid-air doing a bicycle kick, sending a bright, swirly candy-striped soccer ball hurtling toward the goal.

- Other fossil-cat teammates are lounging on the sidelines eating gummy worms and wearing sweatbands made of licorice.

- In the crowd, cheering candy-shaped fans (like gummy bears and chocolate bars) hold signs like “PURR-formance of the Era!” and “Sweet Shot!”

- Add a comically intense candy referee—perhaps a sour gummy worm with a whistle—throwing a red card at a sabertooth-tiger forward.

At the bottom of the image, "May Your Birthday Be Fossil-Free, Fur-Filled, and Sweet Enough to Give a Dentist Nightmares!"

Generated with these themes: Fossils, Cats, Soccer , Candy, and .

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