At the top of the image, "Andrew, you've aged like a fine Chelsea legend—still blue, slightly creaky, but never offside!"

- In the center of the image, illustrate a cartoon football pitch where Andrew, wearing a Chelsea jersey with a “Forever 21 (again)” badge, is mid-air attempting an outrageous overhead kick—missing the ball completely and landing in a birthday cake instead.

- Around him, other cartoon footballers (some clearly inspired by famous Chelsea players) are holding party hats, confused referee flags, and oversized foam fingers that say "Still Got It!"

- Add blue and white balloons, goalposts draped in streamers, and a birthday scoreboard that reads "Age: 1 - Dignity: 0".

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