Scheiß aufs Alter Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/22/2025
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/22/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Scheiß aufs Alter Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Petra, Scheiß aufs Alter—you're still young enough to blame the cake for the gas!"
- In the center of the image, illustrate a cheeky cartoon scene of Petra wearing a party hat, confidently lounging on an inflatable number "50" that's slowly deflating with a big "PPPPHHHHHHT!" noise. Around her, birthday guests (a mix of quirky cartoon animals like a sloth, a chicken, and a raccoon) hold their noses dramatically, while a large cake sits in the corner with a suspicious hole blown out of its icing.
- The background should have colorful bunting and balloons that say things like “Forever Young-ish” and “Flatulence is Fabulous.”
- At the bottom of the image, add the line: "Another year older, another excuse for strange sounds!"
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