At the top of the image, "Graham, you've blown the full-time whistle on your hair and your youth – Happy 60th, baldy legend!"

- Illustrate a whimsical cartoon scene featuring a completely bald Graham, wearing an exaggeratedly stern football referee uniform—whistle in mouth, cards in hand—blowing the whistle with comic fury.

- He stands dramatically in front of a slightly rusty, lovingly dented grey Vauxhall campervan parked pitch-side of a football field.

- A football sails past his head while a bunch of confused cartoon animals (sheep, pigeons, maybe even a startled badger) scatter around him like unruly players he’s trying to red card.

- Balloons shaped like red and yellow cards float above the campervan, with the number “60” stuck hilariously to the side of the van with duct tape.

- The background shows confetti falling like rain from an open campervan awning as other bald referees raise birthday mugs of tea from deck chairs.

Generated with these themes: Grey vaulxhall campervan , Completley bald , Football referee , and 60 years old .

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