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Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Absurd Birthday Quantum Confetti
Description
An absurd birthday card packed with bootcamp pullups, a bossy wife, and a roaring motor—perfect for a friend who loves a wild laugh. Send warm wishes and watch their day light up with joy.
