At the top of the image, "Nothing says 'happy birthday' like fear, sarcasm, and unstable alliances."

- In the center of the image, depict a solemn, hyper-realistic scene with muted lighting:

- Deadpool stands stiffly in the foreground, holding a slightly deflated red balloon in one hand and a gift-wrapped box in the other. His posture is awkwardly reverent, and his head is slightly bowed.

- To his left, an enormous, realistic Xenomorph looms menacingly, wearing a crooked, tiny metallic party hat perched absurdly on its slick, domed head. Drool glistens from its razor-toothed mouth as it stares directly at a birthday cake nearby.

- The birthday cake sits untouched on a steel table, with vivid blue icing and stark candlelight casting dramatic shadows.

- Above the table hangs a tattered, homemade birthday banner that reads in scrappy, uneven letters: "Stay away from the cake you bitch!"

- The tone of the image should carry a mix of quiet tension and absurd birthday reverence, blending photo-realism with just enough absurdity to remain emotionally complex and solemn.

Generated with these themes: Deadpool holding a balloon and present, Large, scary Xenomorph wearing a party hat and drooling, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch!".

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