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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Thu, Apr 9, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Thu, Apr 9, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Rube Goldstein contraption, Outer space, and Constellations Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Will, NASA called—they want their overly complicated cosmic cake-launcher back!"
- Depict a hyper-realistic photograph of an absurdly complex Rube Goldberg machine sprawling across a zero-gravity space station interior.
- The contraption involves floating birthday candles being lit by a satellite-mounted magnifying glass using sunlight from a distant star.
- A mechanical astronaut arm slowly tips a tray, launching a slice of cake that spirals through space along a trajectory traced in twinkling constellations, including one vaguely shaped like a balloon.
- Floating confetti made of shimmering asteroid dust adds to the hilarity.
- A grinning space-suited figure (with a badge that says "Will: Chief Intergalactic Birthday Engineer") watches the process unfold with mock-serious intensity.
- In the distance, aliens peer in through a porthole holding up a “Happy Earth-Day, Will!” sign in sparkly stardust letters.
Generated with these themes: Rube Goldstein contraption, Outer space, and Constellations.
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