At the top of the image, "Some birthdays are a battle... and the frosting always gets caught in the crossfire."

- Center the scene on a highly realistic photograph-style birthday party tableau, lit dimly for a moody, solemn atmosphere, like an after-hours event where things got tense.

- Deadpool stands on the left, expression unusually subdued under the mask, holding a sagging bunch of red and black helium balloons, as though unsure whether to celebrate or surrender.

- A large banner stretches crookedly across the background, reading: "Stay away from the cake, you bitch" — its aggressive message at odds with the sagging crepe streamers and slumped paper hats nearby.

- To the right of Deadpool, a towering, menacing Xenomorph looms beside the birthday table. It drools heavily over a beautifully detailed blue-iced cake with candles burning low, party hat precariously perched on its elongated, gleaming head.

- No other characters are visible — the tension lies between Deadpool, the alien, and the untouched cake.

- Optional background elements: broken plastic cutlery on the floor, confetti soggy in a spill of punch, shadows stretching along the walls — as if everyone else left long ago.

Generated with these themes: Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch", Deadpool holding balloons , Large, scary, drooling Xenomorph wearing a party hat, and Birthday cake with blue icing.

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