At the top of the image, "Clare, another birthday? No ifs, just butts—you're still full of 💩 and rollin' in style!"

- In the center of the cartoon image, illustrate a delightfully cheeky scene: Clare is zipping downhill in a wheelchair with streamers flying behind, one hand up in triumph. A mischievous Jack Russell terrier is clinging onto the back for dear life, wearing tiny aviator goggles.

- The Jack Russell has accidentally tugged a comically large colostomy bag loose, which is flapping wildly like a party balloon, releasing confetti-shaped brown “surprises” (drawn cartoonishly to be silly, not gross) as they soar through the air.

- There are exaggerated expressions on the faces—Clare looks gleeful, the dog looks hilariously horrified.

- Balloons, cupcakes, and toilet paper streamers are scattered in the background like it’s a very unconventional parade.

- Optional bottom caption: "Wheely hope your day is a total gas, Clare!"

Generated with these themes: Jack russel dog, Colostomy bag, Poo, Wheelchair, and .

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