**Prompt:**

At the top of the realistic photograph image: *"Happy Birthday, Simon—Waaagh! May Your Boss-Level Orders Always Hit On a 2+!"*

A realistic photograph depicting a hilarious scene on a battlefield inspired by Warhammer 40k:

A squad of ultra-serious, heavily-armored Space Marines and a few confused Orks stand at attention in an office breakroom decorated with mismatched birthday streamers and a sad balloon. At the center, a hulking, grizzled Space Marine Sergeant awkwardly holds out a birthday cake (topped with miniature tanks instead of candles) to a smiling, bespectacled man in office attire with "Boss" scribbled across a golden Aquila medal on his tie. A servo-skull floats above, projecting "FOR THE EMPEROR… OF ACCOUNTING!" A Power Fist is gently fist-bumping the birthday boy. In the background, an Ork shouts, “’Ere, Simon gets all da dakka dis year!” while party hats are awkwardly placed atop power armor helmets. Lighting is realistic and dramatic like a war photo, but with comically mundane birthday party details sprinkled throughout.

Generated with these themes: Warhammer wishing the boss a happy birthday.

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