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Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Snarky Birthday Sparkle Riot
Description
Happy birthday to my favorite rude-but-loving husband. May your coffee be strong, your 1950s radiogram croon along with your bass guitar, and your day be as tasty as hot dog sausages with a fried egg on toast.
