At the top of the image, "Guy, you've finally levelled up — welcome to Birthday Boss Mode: Cake, Cabernet & Canine Chaos!"

- In the center of the image, depict a pixel-art inspired cartoon scene styled like a retro video game (think 8-bit/16-bit graphics).

- Guy, the “player,” is wearing a birthday hat and holding a wine glass in one hand and a giant fork in the other.

- He's dodging pixelated falling birthday candles while leaping over a cake that looks suspiciously like it has extra lives.

- A cartoon blonde wife stands next to a glowing “power-up” bottle of red wine, giving Guy a sarcastic thumbs-up.

- Two black Labradors (one chasing his tail, the other trying to lick the cake) create a furry frenzy on screen, complete with old-school "BARK!" speech bubbles.

- The background is a lovingly cartoonish version of Strathpeffer village, with digital mountains and quaint rooftops.

At the bottom of the image, include a flashing retro-style text banner: “PRESS ‘X’ TO NAP – YOU’VE EARNED IT!”

Generated with these themes: Retro video games, strathpeffer, birthday cake, red wine, 2 black Labradors, blond wife.

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