At the top of the image, "Dad, you've officially rowed into the Harbour of Wrinkled Wisdom – tide's in, hairline's out!"

– Create a realistic photograph scene of Dad comically rowing a small wooden boat through the marshy channels of Blakeney, Norfolk.

– Dad is dressed in over-the-top sailor gear, complete with captain’s hat, a seagull perched smugly on his shoulder, and a “Birthday Buoy” sash draped across his chest.

– The boat is overloaded with birthday paraphernalia – balloons escaping into the sky, a wobbly cake barely balanced, and a banner that reads “One Oar Closer to Retirement!”

– A curious seal pops its head out of the water with a party blower in its mouth, eyeing the spectacle.

– The iconic Norfolk salt marshes and wooden jetties are in the background under a bright, comically sunny sky.

– Mood: Playfully absurd yet beautifully scenic – the classic "British countryside meets birthday madness" vibe.

Generated with these themes: Rowing in Blakeney, Norfolk.

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