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Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Algorithmic Confetti Birthday Paradox
Description
An absurdly playful birthday card that declares you’re the birthday present and invites the joy of opening it. Warm, cheeky, and perfect for sending to someone you can’t wait to celebrate with.