**Prompt for Illustration Image:**

At the top of the illustration image: *"Danny P — statistically speaking, you’ve now outlived your chess pieces!"*

A comical, vibrant illustration of an elderly man with wild white hair and oversized glasses, sitting at a giant chessboard in the middle of a quiet office that looks like a cross between an actuary’s cubicle and a chess tournament hall. He’s hunched over the board, wearing a birthday hat, holding a calculator in one hand and a knight piece in the other. Around him, several chess pieces (also old and wearing little party hats) are passed out or sleeping with walkers and canes. On a nearby whiteboard are funny life-expectancy graphs comparing bishops and rooks, all exaggerated for comic effect. Confetti flutters in the air while a birthday cake in the shape of a pawn is melting under a candle labelled "LEVEL: OLD MASTER". The overall mood is playful and cheeky with lots of clever nods to actuarial science and chess strategy aging like fine cheese.

Generated with these themes: Actuary, Chess, Joke Old man, and .

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