Newcastle United Football Club, Carpenter, Beer, Whitley Bay, and Tynemouth Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/15/2025
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/15/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Newcastle United Football Club, Carpenter, Beer, Whitley Bay, and Tynemouth Birthday Card
Description
**Image Prompt (realistic photograph style, funny birthday theme):**
At the top of the realistic photograph image, "Haway Arthur — It's Hammer Time in the Toon!"
A sunlit, realistic coastal street scene in Whitley Bay, with St Mary's Lighthouse faintly visible in the background. A burly, bearded carpenter wearing a Newcastle United jersey and a tool belt full of beer cans (instead of tools) stands proudly outside a seaside pub named "The Drunken Chisel". He’s lifting a frothy pint of ale high in one hand while the other holds a ridiculously oversized hammer shaped like a football. Behind him, Tynemouth Priory peeks out dramatically from the cliffs.
The street is dotted with humorous details: a dog wearing a tiny NUFC scarf chasing seagulls; a chalkboard sign outside the pub reads, “Buy One Ale, Get a Toon Song Free!” and a deck chair nearby holds a pair of timber boots relaxing with tiny sunglasses on.
Everyone is smiling, laughing, or mid-toast — it’s a hilarious carpenter-themed football celebration soaked in Geordie cheer, sea breeze, and suds.
Generated with these themes: Newcastle United Football Club, Carpenter, Beer, Whitley Bay, and Tynemouth.
Made with ❤️ by AI.