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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Tue, Apr 7, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Tue, Apr 7, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Jack russel dog, Colostomy bag, Poo emoji, Wheelchair, and Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Clare, you're wheely full of sh*t this year — and now even your Jack Russell has a colostomy bag to match!"
- In the center of the image, depict a quirky cartoon scene:
- A mischievous Jack Russell wearing a party hat, zipping around in a miniature wheelchair, proudly dragging a little glittery colostomy bag shaped like a poo emoji behind it like a trophy.
- Clare is seated in a sparkly wheelchair of her own, laughing and trying to stop the dog from chasing after a flying balloon shaped like — you guessed it — another smiling poo emoji.
- Streamers, confetti, and a large birthday cake in the shape of a toilet bowl (with a candle coming out of it) sit in the background.
- At the bottom of the image, add the text: "Getting older stinks — but at least you’ve got matching accessories now!"
Generated with these themes: Jack russel dog, Colostomy bag, Poo emoji, Wheelchair, and .
Made with ❤️ by AI.
