At the top of the image, "Ryan, when your birthday’s bigger than a nuclear-powered lizard fight in Tokyo—duck and cover!"

- In the center of the image, depict a hilariously over-the-top, ultra-realistic photograph-style scene set in a colossal boxing ring atop a city skyscraper, lit up with floodlights.

- Godzilla, looking sweaty and a bit dazed, is slumped in one corner of the ring with three frantic Japanese scientists in lab coats feeding tiny glowing nuclear warheads into his open mouth using oversized chopsticks. They're all wearing thick, geeky glasses that magnify their panic.

- Jaws, wearing red boxing gloves on his fins, is upright and surprisingly agile, throwing a smug sharky grin to the camera. He's clearly winning the fight.

- In Jaws' corner stands a pumped-up, grizzled Quint (from Jaws), shirt half open, waving a bloody chum bucket and shouting encouragement like a deranged coach.

- Surrounding the ring is a crowd of mixed movie monsters and confused humans holding "Team Godzilla" and "Go Jaws!" foam fingers.

- Explosions, flying popcorn, and crushed hot dog stands litter the background.

- At the bottom of the image, in bold yellow retro text:

"Hope your birthday’s an EPIC SMACKDOWN of joy, chaos, and a tiny bit of radioactive nonsense!"

Generated with these themes: Godzilla vs Jaws in a boxing ring . Jaws is being cheered on by Quint . A bunch of Japanese scientists wearing geeky glasses are feeding nukes to Godzilla to help him win . Godzilla is currently losing.

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