Ultra‑high‑definition 4K photorealistic vertical photograph, rude and cheeky mood. Low, eye‑level angle with a full‑frame DSLR look (50mm prime, f/1.8, ISO 200, 1/250s), natural side light from a window creating soft shadows and creamy bokeh.

Foreground: a short‑haired dachshund facing the camera, wearing a tilted paper party hat. The dog is mid‑grin with comically goofy, slightly oversized, crooked teeth visible—funny but still plausible, with sharp, lifelike fur texture and catchlights in the eyes.

Midground on the wooden floor: a small, unmistakable pile of dog poop with a single birthday candle stuck in it, the wick lit, a tiny flame and a curl of smoke rising; a few stray confetti pieces nearby for color.

Background (soft focus): a burnt‑down Christmas tree in the corner—charred skeletal branches, melted tinsel, cracked ornaments, a few drooping fairy lights, faint wisps of smoke catching the light. A deflated metallic birthday balloon and sagging streamers hint at a catastrophically mixed celebration. Rich textures everywhere: ash, wood grain, glossy ornament shards.

Color and lighting: warm late‑afternoon window light with subtle rim light on the dachshund’s silhouette; cinematic contrast; true‑to‑life color; high micro‑detail.

On‑image caption (small, one line): “Dachshund through the sh*t—Happy Birthday!” in a clean white hand‑painted brush script at the bottom left, subtle drop shadow for readability, unobtrusive and secondary to the image.

Generated with these themes: Dachshund With Funny teeth, Pile of poop, Burnt down Christmas three, and .

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