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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Feb 13, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Feb 13, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
German , Wi-Fi , and US Army Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Wireless, your signal's stronger than a bratwurst-wielding general in a Wi-Fi combat zone!"
- The image is a realistic photograph featuring a humorous staged scene: A grumpy but adorable German Shepherd dog dressed in a miniature US Army uniform, standing at attention beside a small Wi-Fi router that's been fitted with camouflage netting.
- The dog is inside a rustic wooden Bavarian-style cabin filled with party decorations in US Army green. On the table behind the dog is a half-eaten Black Forest cake, a German beer stein overflowing with root beer foam, and a small birthday card with the words "MISSION: BIRTHDAY SUCCESS" on it.
- In the background, a banner reads "Operation Wireless Birthday," with various little signal icons and birthday balloons camo-painted into stars and stripes. A cuckoo clock on the wall shows it's party time: exactly 1300 hours.
- The overall feel is playful and absurd — a delightful blend of German stereotypes, US Army humor, and Wi-Fi puns all centered around a uniquely named birthday legend, Wireless.
Generated with these themes: German , Wi-Fi , and US Army.
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