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Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch", Deadpool holding balloons , Large, scary, drooling Xenomorph wearing a party hat, and Birthday cake with blue icing Birthday Card

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12/15/2025

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Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch", Deadpool holding balloons , Large, scary, drooling Xenomorph wearing a party hat, and Birthday cake with blue icing Birthday Card

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Estimated Delivery:

12/15/2025

Materials & Packing

  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch", Deadpool holding balloons , Large, scary, drooling Xenomorph wearing a party hat, and Birthday cake with blue icing Birthday Card

Description

At the top of the image, "Some parties bring cake. This one brings collateral damage."

- In the center, show a gritty, realistic-style birthday scene set in a dimly lit, partially destroyed warehouse, giving the whole image a solemn, uneasy mood.

- Deadpool stands on the left side of the frame, in full suit, slightly slouched with one hip popped, holding a bunch of limp, slightly deflated helium balloons (some shaped like unicorns and chimichangas), looking disinterested but clearly expecting trouble.

- Looming over the table to the right is a massive, snarling Xenomorph, rendered with glistening black textures and gooey drool stringing from its jaws, wearing a saggy party hat tilted off one horn-like head ridge.

- In front of the Xenomorph sits a pristine, ominously lit birthday cake with bright blue icing and a single flickering candle. The cake looks wildly out of place amid the gloom, almost holy in contrast.

- Suspended across the background on a ragged, scorched string is a scorched banner that reads, “Stay away from the cake, you bitch” in torn block letters—one edge still smoking.

- Faint rays of moody natural light slant down through holes in the metal ceiling above, casting eerie shadows and making the drool shimmer ominously on the creature’s fangs.

- Add at the bottom of the image, "Make a wish. Just… be ready to run."

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