Newcastle, Newcastle Brown Ale, Whitley Bay, Tynemouth, 80, Single Malt Whisky, Newcastle United Football Club, Tyne Bridge, St. Mary's Lighthouse, Tynemouth Abbey, and Spanish City Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/12/2025
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/12/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Newcastle, Newcastle Brown Ale, Whitley Bay, Tynemouth, 80, Single Malt Whisky, Newcastle United Football Club, Tyne Bridge, St. Mary's Lighthouse, Tynemouth Abbey, and Spanish City Birthday Card
Description
**Prompt for the image:**
At the top of the cartoon image, it says: *"Happy 80th, Arthur — Ye've Aged Like a Fine Single Malt… with a Splash of Newcastle Brown!"*
The cartoon image features a lively and cheeky scene on Newcastle’s Quayside with iconic landmarks drawn in a whimsical, exaggerated style. Arthur, a grinning 80-year-old in a black-and-white striped Newcastle United football kit, is being paraded in a giant pint glass of Newcastle Brown Ale on wheels like a chariot, pulled by puffins wearing sunglasses.
In the background:
- The majestic Tyne Bridge is festooned with birthday banners and scarves that say “Toon Forever!”
- St. Mary's Lighthouse is now a giant candle atop a whisky barrel cake shaped like Arthur's head.
- Tynemouth Abbey is being photobombed by ghosts in party hats.
- A cheeky seagull sips Single Malt whisky from a tiny goblet near Spanish City, which is blasting disco lights from the dome.
- Whitley Bay beach is full of Geordies sunbathing with socks on, singing birthday tunes with pints raised.
The whole scene is colourful, bonkers, full of Geordie warmth, with plenty of booze, birthday cheer, and a proper Newcastle wink to being 80, legendary, and still partying harder than the under-30s.
Generated with these themes: Newcastle, Newcastle Brown Ale, Whitley Bay, Tynemouth, 80, Single Malt Whisky, Newcastle United Football Club, Tyne Bridge, St. Mary's Lighthouse, Tynemouth Abbey, and Spanish City.
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