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Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Algorithmic Birthday Snark
Description
Cheeky, wine-loving humor for your best friend’s birthday—this bold card leans into the drama, the swears, and the nonstop laughter. It’s warm, witty, and perfectly rude, a wink to celebrate another year of glorious chaos together.
