At the top of the image, "Some parties bring joy... others bring tactical retreats."

- In the center of the image, depict a tense and surreal birthday scene captured in a hyper-realistic photographic style.

- Deadpool stands stiffly to the left, looking solemn, holding a bunch of colorful balloons with deflated energy. His eyes show visible hesitation through the mask, and his usual cheekiness is replaced by a weary side-glance.

- On the right, towering menacingly, a huge, hyper-detailed Xenomorph looms over a birthday cake with unsettling stillness. Its glistening jaws drip slime dangerously close to the dessert. It wears a comically small cone-shaped birthday hat on its elongated head — a surreal and terrifying contrast.

- In front of the cake, a banner hangs crookedly from above, with rough hand-painted letters reading, “Stay away from the cake you bitch.”

- The cake itself, on a party table that looks like it’s seen better days, features decadent swirls of vivid blue icing — now starting to melt slightly from the acidic saliva mist.

- Streamers hang loosely, sagging like they've given up. No one is smiling.

- Add a soft vignette to enhance the grim solemnity of the occasion. Background shows a foggy, abandoned warehouse-turned-party zone with half-inflated balloons drifting across the cold floor.

At the bottom of the image, in small lettering, add: “Birthdays... sometimes it's best to just send a text.”

Generated with these themes: Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch", Deadpool holding balloons , Large, scary, drooling Xenomorph wearing a party hat, and Birthday cake with blue icing.

Made with ❤️ by AI.